Daniel tosh dating quotes


03-Jan-2018 17:16

Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here [points to head] , but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's. The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work. Cuz Kobe was accused of rape, and all he had to do was settle in court for millions of dollars, change his jersey number and win a championship and that soulless town in LA couldn't be prouder. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. fishin" The first thing Michael Phelps should have done when that photo came out was call Kobe Bryant's publicist. I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

The German-born American comedian, Daniel Tosh dated Model and Actress Megan Abrigo from Feb 2009.

He was like, "Son, sex is a lot like this egg." "Dad, I think those are drugs." "Whatever, queer." "Why does everyone keep saying that? You take a woman and crack her over the head and lie her flat. Don't stand too close or you'll get yellow stuff all over your bacon" What? That's the lava game, when you pretend that the floor is lava and you climb up on all the furniture. I'd tell my mom, "I want a Nintendo." and she'd reply "The floor is lava!

I see some of you holding your stomach and feeling: "No, you shouldn't." That's a breakfast joke. If you don't laugh at that, you're gonna be sleepy around .

I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.

Comedian and Host of American Comedy series Tosh.0 Daniel Tosh likes to comically involve himself in every topic possible and even takes part in controversial discussions in social media and his shows.“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Uh, do you live in America?